Gone Barbie | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BARBIE! LET’S CELEBRATE!
EW! ARE YOU CLEANING THE PLACE? HELLO, HONEY? OH! HEY, BARBIE,
THERE YOU ARE. NO, I’M
POLICE OFFICER BARBIE. LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU KILLED
YOUR OLD LADY. THAT’S CRAZY!
I DIDN’T KILL HER. SEE?
HERE SHE IS. NO, I’M YOUR NEIGHBOR,
SECRETARY BARBIE — INTRODUCED IN 2007 —
PROGRESSIVE! YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE
BECAUSE SHE WAS PREGNANT! BUT I DON’T EVEN
HAVE A DICK! IT’S NOT HARD
TO FAKE A MURDER. BREAK SOME FURNITURE.
EASY WHEN IT’S ALL PLASTIC. THEN LEAVE SOMETHING
FOR THE COPS TO FIND. KEN LOVED A GIRL WHO NEVER
EXISTED, A BARBIE DOLL. ISN’T THAT
WHAT ALL MEN WANT? A BIG-TITTED
BLONDE BOMBSHELL WHO’S AN ARCHITECT/ASTRONAUT
DURING THE DAY AND AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
IN THE BEDROOM. OH, BARBIE,
OH, YOU CAME BACK! I WAS SO WORRIED! I’M NOT YOUR WIFE, DUMBASS.
I’M TV REPORTER BARBIE. AND MY VIEWERS WANT TO KNOW,
ON A SCALE OF 9 TO 10, HOW GAY ARE YOU REALLY? FINALLY,
TIME TO START FRESH. I’LL TAKE THE BARBIE
BEACH CRUISER, THE LUXURY BATHTUB SET,
THE EURO STYLE FASHION PACK, THE WAVE RIDER, AND —
OH, YEAH — THE UNICORN. YEAH, RIGHT.
HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT CRAP? SORRY, HOW AM I
GONNAWHATFOR IT? [ TIRES SCREECH ] OH, KEN!
I’M BACK! ALL IS FORGIVEN,
DARLING! Shh! If we’re quiet,
maybe she’ll go away. HOW ARE WE
DOING THIS AGAIN? NONE OF US
HAVE WORKING JUNK. SHUT UP AND RUB MY LUMP.

100 thoughts on “Gone Barbie | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim”

  1. At first, I thought he said "rub my LAMP" which made sense to me because I thought it was a reference to Aladdin, then I saw the comments… And I have to admit that "lump" is even more funny actually. 😂😂😂

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  3. Well Ken js literally the only male in a city/world of identical females, sooner or later a threeway (or more) was bound to happen.

  4. Barbie: I'm so angryyyyyy!!!! Graaaaarw!! Fack this table, chair, (drops off her arm) uops, maybe i went 2 far… At least I'm fine now, i think 😶

  5. I'm not one of THEM!
    Stupid, rich and a BIG geeky dork of the guy who goes after "Blond, Bust and no Brain Barbie!"
    I like my women… Dark eyed, Dark haired and Dark with a tint of mystery screaming through her body!
    DD cup? Nope, B or C is just fine, Why waste a good thing!
    Now… Who wants to get my beer?
    Red head or Brown eyed beauty?

  6. Barbie: I'm a girl power toy and an independent woman! Men like Ken only want a beautiful bombshell women like me to be with! 🙄

    Cashier: So how are you gonna pay for all that?

    Barbie: wut?

  7. Imagine being framed for a murder you didn't commit, then dodging punishment by sleeping with everyone who accused you

  8. Is this a refference to one movie that i watched and cant remember the name? It had a simillar concept of his wife leaving him….and faking a murder…..

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