Mario Puts Toad’s Surfboard in the Oven and Gets Grounded

MARIO: Man! Toad still rides his surfboard every season! I know: I’ll put Toad’s surfboard in the oven and then eat it! [evil laughter] There’s his surfboard! NARRATOR: [reading time card] Three minutes later… MARIO: Yay! Toad’s Surf Board is melted! Let’s eat it! Wow! That tasted really delicious! Now, I don’t have to think about watching him on that surfboard ever again! TOAD: [crying] Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahh! PRINCESS PEACH: What’s the matter, Toad? TOAD: My surfboard is gone! Mario put it in the oven and then ate it, and it’s gone! LUIGI: Well, it couldn’t have got up and just walked out the door! TOAD: I know! Mario must have taken it! LUIGI: Mario, get over here right now! PRINCESS PEACH: Mario, did you take Toad’s surfboard? MARIO: As a matter of fact, I took Toad’s Surf Board, put it in the oven, and then ate it! LUIGI: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Mario, how dare you take Toad’s Surf Board, put it in the oven, and then eat it! You know Toad loves surfing! PRINCESS PEACH: That’s it! You’re grounded (x6) until Summer starts! First punishment: Changing you into Uncle Grandpa! Next punishment: You’re only allowed to watch Barney, Thomas & Friends, The Wiggles, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, Blue’s Clues, Blue’s Room, Teletubbies, Boohbah, Caillou, Little Bill, and Peppa Pig! LUIGI: And furthermore, you’ll be forced to ride surfboards a million times a day. You’ll also be wearing diapers for the rest of your life, and we’ll burn all of your underwear and smash the toilet. PRINCESS PEACH: Go to bed now! MARIO [as Uncle Gradpa]: [crying] Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahh!!!

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